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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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