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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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