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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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