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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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