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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If production is on fire, page the on-call engineer immediately. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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