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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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