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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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