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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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