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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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