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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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