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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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