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This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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