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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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