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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. If production is on fire, page the on-call engineer immediately. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.

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