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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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