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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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