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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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