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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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