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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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