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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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