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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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