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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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