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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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