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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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