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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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