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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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