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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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