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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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