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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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