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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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