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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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