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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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