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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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