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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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