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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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