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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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