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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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