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Passive Aggressive Standard Parental Leave Freelance

I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Your patience remains the best available next step.

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