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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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