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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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