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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.

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