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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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