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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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