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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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