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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am taking vacation seriously enough to avoid real-time responses. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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