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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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