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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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