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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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