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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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