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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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